To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Boston on Digital Compact Cassette and a Zero Candy Bar
  • WillBeThin86
    WillBeThin86 Posts: 135 Member
    edited November 2017
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    A bra that makes your boobs look perfect but the wire constantly stabs you in the side and/or chest
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    As a Grinch and a downer, I'd be content that someone is thinking of me enough to give a gift, no matter what it is.

    Here's my issue: I think it's crap that cheer, charity, and good will are coming off as seasonal. Like it's OK to be a selfish *kitten* for the rest of the year as long as you play along for the holidays. Also, the music is absolutely terrible. :p
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    The Christmas Shoes song playing on repeat on loudspeakers outside their house, while they are being waterboarded and forced to watch reruns of Real Housewives of Opelika, Alabama.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    edited November 2017
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    For People to constantly walk too slow and no matter which way you try...you can't get around them :)
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    That tickle in the back of the throat that they cant get rid of, so they cough until they have a headache, and their eyes are light sensitive and its a really bright sunny day, and they had some questionable potato salad the day before so now they have the runs.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    A itch you can't scratch
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I am have been listening to Xmas music since August...and mocking people.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    When attempting to plug in a usb plug, they always choose the wrong side up first

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