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    How is the MFPer above going to die?

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    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      edited November 2017
      Cirrhosis of the liver. They said it was so soaked with alcohol that the doctor removing it got contact drunk.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Laughed his head off..like really.
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    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Slipped on some bacon grease and hit his head on the corner of his bacon press!
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    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Hit by a meteor .. bacon dust everywhere
    • Posts: 2,149 Member
      Exhaustion
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited November 2017
      Freezes to death as he walked to the shops..brrr Canadian winter is lethal
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She was dared to lick a light post, but unfortunately she did it without a buddy present, got stuck there overnight in the sub zero temperatures!
    • Posts: 9,642 Member
      FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
      She was dared to lick a light post, but unfortunately she did it without a buddy present, got stuck there overnight in the sub zero temperatures!


      Dared to lick me...take it all...
    • Posts: 1,955 Member
      I'm not sure, I just saw Jo drag his body out of the basement. She told me not to worry about it though. I'm sure he's fine.
    • Posts: 4,657 Member
      Trying to take on three intense and amazing women in a wrestling match.
    • Posts: 2,149 Member
      edited November 2017
      Finally got up the courage to meet up with me but didn't take the disclaimer about increasing your fluid intake in advance seriously enough. Died of dehydration. :'(
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Thought he was the energiser bunny.. Who knew you could die from excessive humping :D
    • Posts: 2,149 Member
      Grief... When she realized the batteries weren't replaceable.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      under me..heart failure
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      On top of James as the roof comes down on both of them
    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      Had a turkey infected with Avian Influenza
    • Posts: 2,149 Member
      Drowned at the end of the runway watching planes land (it was raining)
    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      He threw away @AliNouveau s rum. Bad idea
    • Posts: 2,149 Member
      LOL I would never! If I ever found myself in a situation where I had to make a choice between being late and tossing unopened booze I would sleep on a bench at the airport. (not like I've never done that before) :o I can think of dozens of better (and less risky) ways to disappoint @AliNouveau LMAO
    • Posts: 36,287 Member
      edited November 2017
      @csbnga and @jamesakrobinson drank my rum. They were never heard from again and we shall never speak of this ever again
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Alcohol poisoning
    • Posts: 647 Member
      Snake bite
    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      Ate so much turkey that she went into a tryptophan haze. When she woke she was in a maximum security prison for crimes against humanity. She was executed 2 weeks later after the fastest trial phase on public record.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      One sentence sums it up " Don't run with scissors"
    • Posts: 647 Member
      csbnga wrote: »
      Ate so much turkey that she went into a tryptophan haze. When she woke she was in a maximum security prison for crimes against humanity. She was executed 2 weeks later after the fastest trial phase on public record.

      :fearful:
    • Posts: 1,173 Member
      suffocation from fur lining in coat
    • Posts: 14,741 Member
      Trampled to death by a cheer squad
    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      Got a cranberry stuck in his throat. Aunt Gertrude, who was stronger than she looked, gave him the Heimlich and crushed his spine. At least the cranberry dislodged.
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