My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He startd lifting weights in the middle of our date.0
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She tried to set me on fire. Called it a magic trick.1
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He started talking baseball0
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He ordered me a glass of prune juice0
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She farted after drinking prune juice0
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He laughed at me with food spitting out of his mouth0
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She kept stepping on the heel of my shoes and yelling FLAT TIRE0
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He tripped me as we were finally leaving0
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same here has good stamina0
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She tripped on her shoe lace and landed in a mud puddle. I laughed0
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He had the walking farts0
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She snorted when she laughed at me0
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When I realized I was on a date with 2 disgusting boys
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He always wanted me to pay to take him out.0
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Invited me yet looked at my purse when the check came0
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Never opened her purse when the check would come0
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My car ran out of gas0
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He told me he's a guy. FML.0
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He showed up to the fancy Black Tie Ball wearing Plaid!0
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She had gas and was wearing a mini skirt and everyone was looking at us during dinner1
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He paid the hostess to sit on his lap during dinner0
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He remembered his date with @liftorgohome and tried to do the same but got slapped!
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Slapped me on the *kitten* repeatedly0
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She's hostess that slapped him0
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Kept saying how he needed to hit up the gym after his hefty meal calorie intake.0
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hubby show up0
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Got in a brawl with some Woman's Husband0
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We wanted to sit on the same lap0
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It wasn’t my lap she wanted to sit on0
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She was inviting others to sit on her lap!0
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