We broke up because...
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She didnt remember me!0
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She NEVER forgets0
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she put pineapple on my pizza0
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he ate pizza0
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she didn't like pizza0
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He criticized me for not eating pizza0
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We couldn't agree who disliked Pizza more!0
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She spit in my pizza0
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Pizza Bleh!!!!0
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Her pathological hatred of pizza showed that she needed a room in Arkham Asylum.
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He called me another girls name0
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She called me Sue.
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He..he..
its too horrible to repeat but it involved a turtle, soap, nipple clamps and a feather duster 0 -
Didn't want to get involved in her kinky perversions. I was fine with the soap, the nipple clamps, and the feather duster - but the turtle? That was just going too damned far!0
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Poor turtle will never be the same .. you monster ..0
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What did yall do to my poor turtle....0
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I didn't like her snapper0
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Found out he didn't have a pet turtle when he said he had a turtle head popping out0
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bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Found out he didn't have a pet turtle when he said he had a turtle head popping out
He wasn't so juicy by the time I finished with him0 -
Taco Tuesday was every day0
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Loved the mirror too much lol0
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She never cooked or cleaned just sat on the couch watching sit coms all day.0
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Became very angry during his time of the month1
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He kept calling me "Dude"0
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he has bunkbeds0
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He didn't get any stars in the bedroom0
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