We broke up because...
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She said something about my assss..it wasn't nice0
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She turned out to be a mermaid. We couldn't mess around in the shower or in the ocean 'cause she became fish from the waist down when exposed to water.0
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Was always sneaking off to be with @SweetAsSugar70
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She made it a point to pronounce all s sounds as zzzz's0
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She waz kind of an Azz! ;p0
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Loose with her tongue0
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Wasn't a fan of my Linguistics0
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Oh wait, let me add a smiley face, a laughing emoji and a j/k so it isn't taken harshly0
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I thought she was an expert in linguini... I got really hungry and she just made funny sounds instead of feeding me.1
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he was stealing food0
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She handcuffed me then left!1
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Because she had an eye problem.... She couldn't see us together!
She also hated puns1 -
She said she wanted me to date other People... so I did!0
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She wouldn't share the spotlight0
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I got tired of being "other people"
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He was ALWAYS tired!0
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Her sexual needs were insatiable - I couldn't keep up!
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That is true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯0
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Got jiggy with the neighbour0
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Was that neighbor0
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Would always borrow tools and never return them0
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Caught him touching the neighbours tool
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Caught her spy in the neighbor’s workshop0
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Caught him in my workshop with his ex Jo0
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She didn't like my little vices.
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He took my cookies0
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His vices were blue0
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we broke up?0
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She kept waking me up at 3am0
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