True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I bought myself a piece of jewelry as a Christmas gift to me. Squee!

    In the spirit of recent conversations on MFP, was it a nipple ring?
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  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    There's a really young one on here that is kinda irresistible!

    Is that wrong?? LOL! :grimace::tongue:

    Depends how young

    Not 21 year old young but not 35 year old young either! Somewhere closer to the latter. :grimace:
    There's a really young one on here that is kinda irresistible!

    Is that wrong?? LOL! :grimace::tongue:

    it's ok if he is my age...it's even better if he's me.

    LOL! That's Sweet! ;)

    How do you know my age!?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Really having a hard time lately with my age. Well, with my body aging while my spirit and mind instead are still young and willing.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Really having a hard time lately with my age. Well, with my body aging while my spirit and mind instead are still young and willing.

    I’d do you.

    That actually made me giggle a bit.
    Thank you.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Really having a hard time lately with my age. Well, with my body aging while my spirit and mind instead are still young and willing.

    I’d do you.

    That actually made me giggle a bit.
    Thank you.

    I think there is a Ludacris song we could act out. We’d probably both get injured but I’m game to see how far we can get.

    Can we play it softly in the background? I am too old cuz most things are too loud.
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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,183 Member
    I used to secretly laugh at all the MFPers who couldn't figure out how to add friends. Now I find myself away from a computer, using the mobile app, and I see now.
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    it's Christmas party season so I'm gonna live on free crackers and dips for the next 3 weeks..oh + cheeses AND wine

    Can I join in?....where should I meet you
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member
    kq1981 wrote: »
    I've been bored this evening so torched up a little blunt I was saving. :grimace:

    Lol cant wait to see some more comments from u tonight x

    I confess that I haven't a clue what happened to my Blunt post! Was I that high that I imagined it and maybe didn't post it at all? :lol: Nope... Here it is! idk??? :lol:
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    by the squat rack..whatever that is.

    Oh squating and wining...i like it :#
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I accidentally ate a soft gross grape and now i feel sick.
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  • rondineff7266
    rondineff7266 Posts: 25 Member
    I confess that I’m a leg man especially if she’s wearing nylon stockings.
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    allenmfp21 wrote: »
    I like peaches but there is this one peach that I really really like. Actually I love this peach. It’s one of the best peaches ever. I’m a better person for knowing this peach. I’m glad I’ve gotten to know this peach over the last year. I love everything about this peach and wouldn’t change it for the world. You are the best friend.

    This peach needs to know what peach you're referring to so that I can be jealous and petty towards such a peach

    You could never be petty towards this peach because you would agree they are awesome.
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    allenmfp21 wrote: »
    I like peaches but there is this one peach that I really really like. Actually I love this peach. It’s one of the best peaches ever. I’m a better person for knowing this peach. I’m glad I’ve gotten to know this peach over the last year. I love everything about this peach and wouldn’t change it for the world. You are the best friend.

    This peach needs to know what peach you're referring to so that I can be jealous and petty towards such a peach

    Peach fight!!!!!!!

    That’s provocative
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    allenmfp21 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    allenmfp21 wrote: »
    I like peaches but there is this one peach that I really really like. Actually I love this peach. It’s one of the best peaches ever. I’m a better person for knowing this peach. I’m glad I’ve gotten to know this peach over the last year. I love everything about this peach and wouldn’t change it for the world. You are the best friend.

    This peach needs to know what peach you're referring to so that I can be jealous and petty towards such a peach

    Peach fight!!!!!!!

    That’s provocative

    Noooo, you missed your chance to use the gif instead

    It’s better if people imagine it in my voice
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member
    I once got to-up on Peach Schnapps
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member
    I once got to-up on Peach Schnapps

    You got to-up? What does that mean?

    Tow up. Tore up

    Well I've heard 'tore up' before but never 'to-up' meaning 'tore up'

    How about Blitzed? ;)
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    I have disappointed myself.
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    allenmfp21 wrote: »
    I have disappointed myself.

    Was your peach not the peach you thought she was

    Nope my peach is still perfect.