Post a lie about the person above

he is actually 78 years old

liftorgohome wrote: »

She's really a virgin.

this is actually very much true, honest

Competitive ballroom dancer

Professional wrestler

Known in certain circles as "The Claw"

Can't afford to buy his own coffee.

Recovering from a severe "Village People" addiction; still cannot walk past a YMCA without elbows-above-ears gesturing and wild hip thrusting.

Drinks more coffee than what is logged

he's actually allergic to horses, he's scared of them; can't ride them

Bowls a 300

One of the larger driving forces in Canada behind the non-vintage wine movement ("Pas vieux vin"). Their manifesto directs supporters to consume all available wine before it becomes old with the intent of completely eliminating "vintage" wines for generations to follow. The group places the downfall of society on the availability of older spirits of all types citing that early man was far more industrious and inventive prior to the availability of old wine.

Stuffs his pants with a zucchini to impress the ladies except he always puts it in the back of his pants

Is offering everyone fried zucchini right now!

Still has difficulty making change for a nickle...

Owns 52 cookie factories in as many countries