My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He was jealous for my time and threatened to drown my kitty in the toilet1
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she kept insisting I order the pinot grigio .0
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Her arch nemesis showed up1
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He said he preferred The Teletubbies instead0
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She laughed when I gave him the care bear stare0 -
She spoke like the care bears0
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He showed up in a Bedtime Bear costume0
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He wore the same bunny PJ's as Ralphie from A Christmas Story to dinner1
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He asked me if I wanted a Red Rider for Christmas and pointed at his pants1
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He had coal in his pants for juice0
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He said he'd been a bad boy this year & deserved a big lump of coal0
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He dug into his rear end to get a big lump of something0
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the aaid he would.rather be lifting than in a date.1
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When the valet drove up with the car, she jumped in the passenger seat and yelled "floor it"0
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made off with his car
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made off with my soul2
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Until my bf showed up..1
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we were at the range and while watching her shoot, my gun accidentally went off...prematurely1
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Kept talking a our how he got his arm tatt0
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