We broke up because...
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She kept taking thee chair for my fort. Meanie!0
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....said he wanted to watch me to "alone sexy time" and when I was done wouldn't stop giggling. FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!0
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I can't say..Im still laughing
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she didnt let me bite her nips.
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His nips were like pancakes0
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he is quite ichy0
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He made my blood boil0
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she thrown our wedding picture at me0
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He ate all the pizza and drank all my beer.0
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He wouldn't share his alligator pool toy0
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everything was fun and games to her0
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No fun or games with him
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She cracked jokes even when I was being serious.0
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She did think my jokes were funny0
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All he did was joke around all the time0
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She said , I wore her out!!
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He wore out the couch sitting on his butt all the time0
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She wouldn't get her butt off the couch0
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he only cares about the couch.. all the time..0
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He always sat in my favorite chair0
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Never let me have a favorite chair -- made me stand all the time.0
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He never took me out anywhere0
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Had to dress him in a straight jacket when we went out because he wouldn’t stop unsolicited touching other people0
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I forgot to take the pool table out of the dishwasher0
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She thinks she’s Alice In Wonderland0
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HE thinks he's Alice in Wonderland
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She was too, just a little, rough with me.0
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She didn't like it rough0
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I broke him..sorry
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I broke her cherry.0
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