“Make sure you eat a WHOLE avocado then your body will start burning fat!” and other silly things!
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EllieElla2015 wrote: »So I just got off the phone with my dad, catching up about our days and so on. I told him I just got back from the gym and he goes “listen, if you want to lose weight, all you need to do is eat a whole avocado a day and it’ll just burn fat. Then you can eat whatever you want”. There’s no changing him so I didn’t get to the whole “the average avocado is 150 grams and approx 250-300 calories” thing since he (and nobody else in my family lol) believe in calorie counting.
I just figured I’d ask what other silly things you’ve heard regarding weight loss! In a completely light-hearted way. Other things said in my family include:
“calories in oatmeal don’t count because of the fiber!”
“Chicken doesn’t have the kind of calories that make you fat- it’s pure protein!”
“Alcohol makes your body cling on to fat”
...does "the whole avocado" mean you have to eat the pit too? Is that what we've all been doing wrong?23 -
Y'all ever heard of the Apple only diet? Eat as many apples as you want & you'll lose weight.
Ugh that also reminds me of the master cleanse. *shudders*4 -
My mother got the Beverly Hills Diet book from the library and I read it. I don't think I even believed it then, it was so silly, but I wanted to try it (I was around 12 and not overweight but wanted to be a little thinner, and I loved the idea of just eating unlimited fruit). My mother didn't let me (in that she wouldn't buy the fruits needed for the program) except she let me get grapefruit (which it turned out I hated). Here's an explanation (dealing with the updated and slightly less stupid but still really stupid version of the diet) from https://www.diet.com/g/beverly-hills-diet:
"The Beverly Hills diet...is based on the idea that it is not what a person eats, or even how much food is eaten that causes a person to gain weight [but]...the combinations in which foods are eaten and the order in which they are eaten causes weight gain.... [E]ating foods in the wrong order can stop some foods from being digested, and it is the undigested foods that cause fat build-up....
....[F]ruit must be eaten alone and must be eaten before anything else is consumed during the day [and]...each type of fruit must be eaten alone.... f a dieter eats an orange, the dieter must wait at least one full hour before eating another type of fruit, such as a pear. If the dieter eats a different type of food, such as a protein, the dieter must wait until the next day to eat fruit again.
...[P]rotein and carbohydrates cannot be eaten together....[O]n the first day of the diet, dieters are instructed to eat pineapple, corn on the cob, and a salad made of lettuce, tomatoes, and onions with Mazel dressing. (Mazel dressing is a recipe included in the book, and shows up frequently throughout the 35-day diet.) This means that dieters may eat as much pineapple as desired in the morning, but once they beginning eating corn on the cob they cannot go back and eat more pineapple. Once the salad is eaten, both corn on the cob and pineapple are no longer allowed. Dieters are instructed to wait between changing foods to ensure proper digestion.
Some days on the diet only one type of food is permitted during the entire day. Day three of the diet allows the dieter only to consume grapes. On other days the dieter is only allowed to eat watermelon. Although these rules are extremely restrictive, they are not as restrictive as the rules set out in the original Beverly Hills diet. On that diet, dieters were only allowed to eat fruit for the first 10 days of the diet. No animal protein was allowed at all until the 19th day...."11 -
Related to that, the idea that it's NOT digesting food (or not "processing" food properly) that causes you to gain weight seems to be really common.
And another one from the '80s is that my friend's mom insisted that we should not eat cheese (no cheese at all!) because it caused fat gain that went right to the butt (and this was of course very bad, because '80s).0 -
Well, diet soda doesn't cause weight gain but for me, it's definitely a gateway drug. If I have a soda I'm going to burp which makes room for more food. It also gives me a sweets craving almost instantly. Like I said, gateway drug. But, the not eating after 7p, low carb, and skipping breakfast is bohonkey. I had a doctor's appointment on Tuesday and it was a place I haven't been to in almost a decade so my last weight they had was 310lbs. When they logged my weight at 169, they congratulated me and then the doctor proceeded to tell me to cut out carbs. I'm like bruh, I lost 141lbs and didn't cut a single carb, I think I got this.38
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Carbs are the enemy
There's no such thing as good fat and bad fat, all fat is bad
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Y'all ever heard of the Apple only diet? Eat as many apples as you want & you'll lose weight.
Ugh that also reminds me of the master cleanse. *shudders*
Someone in my office is on the apple diet. She also puts these special drops on her tongue and holds it there for a specific period of time. I think they're some kind of combination of vitamins and they're supposed to help with the weight loss.
She literally brings in a whole bag of apples and eats them all day. When I asked her if all those apples upset her stomach she said yes, but she goes to the bathroom and then all the weight just starts dropping off.
Ummmmm..................3 -
Food doesn’t have calories when you have PMS.
For the record, if any science ever backs this up I will be first on board26 -
Putting oil and butter in your coffee to lose weight. Um why not just create a calorie deficit?
I also have a friend who is obsessed with south beach. the initial water loss thrills her and eventually she stalls and falls off, gaining more weight with each attempt.3 -
lemurcat12 wrote: »Related to that, the idea that it's NOT digesting food (or not "processing" food properly) that causes you to gain weight seems to be really common.
And another one from the '80s is that my friend's mom insisted that we should not eat cheese (no cheese at all!) because it caused fat gain that went right to the butt (and this was of course very bad, because '80s).
What, you don't have little cheeseburger bits in your hips?1 -
I was once told that you shouldn't drink water for at least half an hour after working out because it would stop your body from burning off the fat. The longer you went without water, the more you burned.
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charlenekapf wrote: »Putting oil and butter in your coffee to lose weight. Um why not just create a calorie deficit?
That's funny. When hiking the Appalachian Trail, we used to put butter in our coffee to give us more energy to carry our 60 pound packs.
The diet woo that most puzzled me was that you are supposed to drink warm water with half a lemon squeezed in it before eating anything in the morning. It was supposed to aid digestion and flush out toxins. I'm pretty sure it just provides the average amount of hydration and the lemon makes it taste better.3 -
Carrots and banana are fattening! All fruit has too much sugar. Calories don't matter! Diet doesn't matter, you just need to exercise more
All things said by family members.
Enjoying my banana and blueberries now.3 -
The worst are people who publish books, or have YouTube channels, or consider themselves knowledgeable so people actually believe them. A well known you tuber with a book who is supposed to be a nutritionist said "you shouldn't eat late at night as your body doesn't digest the food and it sits in your stomach rotting" like your digestion knows what time of day it is.
As an older consumer of these things, I am able to see around the nonsense, but it is so prevalent and a lot of these "fitness models" do look great so you can see why people would buy into their routines. There was a lot of "warm lemon water as soon as I get out of bed" this year, which sounds like it would taste like vomit.2 -
I had a friend tell me that if she ate a potato cold it wouldn't count because your body can't digest cold potatoes.2
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Pocket__Cthulhu wrote: »I had a friend tell me that if she ate a potato cold it wouldn't count because your body can't digest cold potatoes.
So where does it go? I have to know!5 -
The temperature difference must interrupt the laws of thermodynamics and your stomach acid?2
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MelanieCN77 wrote: »Pocket__Cthulhu wrote: »I had a friend tell me that if she ate a potato cold it wouldn't count because your body can't digest cold potatoes.
So where does it go? I have to know!
There is a grain, a tiny grain, of something valid here. Chilling starches (potatoes, pasta) does appear to *somewhat* reduce the number of calories available to your body because a portion of the starch is converted to "resistant starch." It goes to the large intestine and acts more like fiber there (passing through your body). But you can get the same impact from cooking the potato, chilling it, and then reheating it. And it's not going to make the potato calorie-free.8 -
I was once told (and I believed it. SIGH) that taking cold showers makes you burn a lot of calories. I did that for like a week before deciding I'd rather stay fat.28
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