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Once upon a time In a galaxy far far away there was a woman called Linda the magnificent.
Linda was on a quest ' I am the fairest of them all and I shall hit (with an ugly stick) any person who denies it!'
Well, there I was, minding my own business, when along quests Linda (magnificently),
'Blimey!' I exclaimed
'You are a corker and no mistake'
She was outstanding, hair of the most lustrous nature, eyes of aquamarine and a physique the likes of which all princes dream.
'You there!'
'Who, me?'
'Yes, you...you are too fair, I cannot be having with that!'

She hit me with the ugly stick!!! Boy I was so flaming cross, I hadn't even been rude!
' You nasty ugly person... What did you do THAT for?'

'I told you already... I cannot be having with your fairness'
' MY fairness!? That's ridiculous you bint..I was already plain now what hope do I have? Trev from Waitrose will never look at me again,'
'No one will care to look upon you again as is right and proper for I am all that is beautiful and will be forever'

Well I though that was really stinky to say the least and so I reminded her that beauty comes from inside and therefore she will always be ugly. She reminded me that none are hit on for being pretty on the inside when it's two for one happy hour at Barry's chip shop and nightclub.
I was right put out and went home to look at the damage.

I tidied myself up and it all went right (unusually) and I like the picture. The end.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

harribeau2012 wrote: »

Once upon a time In a galaxy far far away there was a woman called Linda the magnificent.
Linda was on a quest ' I am the fairest of them all and I shall hit (with an ugly stick) any person who denies it!'
Well, there I was, minding my own business, when along quests Linda (magnificently),
'Blimey!' I exclaimed
'You are a corker and no mistake'
She was outstanding, hair of the most lustrous nature, eyes of aquamarine and a physique the likes of which all princes dream.
'You there!'
'Who, me?'
'Yes, you...you are too fair, I cannot be having with that!'

She hit me with the ugly stick!!! Boy I was so flaming cross, I hadn't even been rude!
' You nasty ugly person... What did you do THAT for?'

'I told you already... I cannot be having with your fairness'
' MY fairness!? That's ridiculous you bint..I was already plain now what hope do I have? Trev from Waitrose will never look at me again,'
'No one will care to look upon you again as is right and proper for I am all that is beautiful and will be forever'

Well I though that was really stinky to say the least and so I reminded her that beauty comes from inside and therefore she will always be ugly. She reminded me that none are hit on for being pretty on the inside when it's two for one happy hour at Barry's chip shop and nightclub.
I was right put out and went home to look at the damage.

I tidied myself up and it all went right (unusually) and I like the picture. The end.

I’d like to purchase this script from you to make into a movie

Sorry, it's already being lined up for the next Toy Story.

Post workout arm pump at the gym.

Middle of getting a savage pump. Lol. Lifting in my backyard.

I've been MIA on MFP for about a year. Cleaned up all my old goals and weight losses, updated my username and pic because I am blonde now and fatter...hence the the reason I am not MIA anymore...lol.

I like cats.

Band promo shot

Amazed that as an obese girl all my life I could really have muscles that I am ok with.

I'm queen of the world and I love to wear boots

Nice hair product