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  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    manderson27 wrote: »
    Caught you on camera last night doing THIS

    9lc9fwsod3bo.png

    Lol.. I ate every bite but that strawberry since fruit is just empty calories
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    OMG can you imagine the sugar in that fruit. Burn it burn it now!
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    It's way too high.

    I'm gonna get diabeetus
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.

    Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol

    Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.

    Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol

    Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..

    your must be typing with your earlobes. lol

  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    diannethegeek wrote: »
    Think about a food you know. Does it bring you joy? Yes? Good. You can never eat that food again. Continue that process until you identify five foods that bring you sadness, or at least a strong sense of apathy. You can eat those five foods on an exercise contraption of some sort while you think about your life. Hopefully one of the foods is cabbage. If not, substitute a different gaseous vegetable. None of the foods can be cheese.

    5 foods that bring me happiness..

    1. Chocolate
    2. Pepperoni
    3. Rolls
    4. Lasagna
    5. Skin off turkey and chicken

    5 foods that bring me sadness

    1. Swiss chard
    2. Tomatoes
    3. Oysters
    4. Liver
    5. Blue cheese

    Is chard a fart veggie?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.

    Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol

    Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..

    your must be typing with your earlobes. lol

    I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
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    Look, I tell it like it is and I don't care if anyone likes me or not, and my advice is you just have to motivate yourself and live in a vacuum ok.
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    JeromeBarry1 wrote: »
    Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.

    There is a board she made called Bump?
  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    JeromeBarry1 wrote: »
    Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.

    There is a board she made called Bump?

    I'm thinking fiery orange poops?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    MelanieCN77 wrote: »
    Look, I tell it like it is and I don't care if anyone likes me or not, and my advice is you just have to motivate yourself and live in a vacuum ok.

    Lol.. I love you :grin:
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    JeromeBarry1 wrote: »
    Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.

    There is a board she made called Bump?

    Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.

    Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol

    Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..

    your must be typing with your earlobes. lol

    I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face

    try using your nose, but dont sneeze
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    diannethegeek wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    JeromeBarry1 wrote: »
    Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.

    There is a board she made called Bump?

    Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440

    Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now
  • Good_Morning_Glory
    Good_Morning_Glory Posts: 226 Member
    edited January 2018
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    This was so much fun to read. :) Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
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    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Don't sell yourself short... hottest and fattest ear lobes in halifax

    We will design you some sexxxxxy brazears to showcase on your profile pic.

    Oh.. well I am all about rainbows and unicorns.. but I don't think that's very sexy lol.

    What's sexy? Pickles?

    I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?

    Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?

    I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.

    ... Lol wow...

    Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol

    Yeah quite creepy. lol

    So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes

    Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..

    If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.

    Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.

    Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol

    Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..

    your must be typing with your earlobes. lol

    I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face

    try using your nose, but dont sneeze

    If I lie more would that help?
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
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    Good_Morning_Glory wrote: »
    This was so much fun to read. :) Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?

    Actually.. that will probably make you bulky.

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