How am I supposed to get all the good diet advice?
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manderson27 wrote: »Caught you on camera last night doing THIS
Lol.. I ate every bite but that strawberry since fruit is just empty calories4 -
OMG can you imagine the sugar in that fruit. Burn it burn it now!
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It's way too high.
I'm gonna get diabeetus1 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.2 -
Think about a food you know. Does it bring you joy? Yes? Good. You can never eat that food again. Continue that process until you identify five foods that bring you sadness, or at least a strong sense of apathy. You can eat those five foods on an exercise contraption of some sort while you think about your life. Hopefully one of the foods is cabbage. If not, substitute a different gaseous vegetable. None of the foods can be cheese.5
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HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
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Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.2 -
diannethegeek wrote: »Think about a food you know. Does it bring you joy? Yes? Good. You can never eat that food again. Continue that process until you identify five foods that bring you sadness, or at least a strong sense of apathy. You can eat those five foods on an exercise contraption of some sort while you think about your life. Hopefully one of the foods is cabbage. If not, substitute a different gaseous vegetable. None of the foods can be cheese.
5 foods that bring me happiness..
1. Chocolate
2. Pepperoni
3. Rolls
4. Lasagna
5. Skin off turkey and chicken
5 foods that bring me sadness
1. Swiss chard
2. Tomatoes
3. Oysters
4. Liver
5. Blue cheese
Is chard a fart veggie?0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face0 -
Look, I tell it like it is and I don't care if anyone likes me or not, and my advice is you just have to motivate yourself and live in a vacuum ok.1
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JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
I'm thinking fiery orange poops?0 -
MelanieCN77 wrote: »Look, I tell it like it is and I don't care if anyone likes me or not, and my advice is you just have to motivate yourself and live in a vacuum ok.
Lol.. I love you1 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_405084400 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze0 -
diannethegeek wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now0 -
This was so much fun to read. Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?2
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HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?0 -
Good_Morning_Glory wrote: »This was so much fun to read. Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?
Actually.. that will probably make you bulky.1
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