My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She turned into a vampire0
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He wouldn't pay for his two meals.0
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Until he told me you got this one?0
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Her boyfriend showed up0
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His boyfriend showed up1
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He wanted a more serious relationship0
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He wouldn't give me a massagr0
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*massage0
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He ate then fell asleep on the table drooling0
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He started crying like a little *kitten* because I wouldn't share my dessert with him0
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He started talking about Trump :x1
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She told me she couldn't stand aussies
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@slimgirljo15 showed up and started groping her..... jo just pushed me out of my he way and helped herself.1
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He kept talking about that 1 time Jo groped Bridge and he had to just sit there like a stunned mullet and watch0
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She told me she didn't like my bogon hairstyle0
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His horse pooped on me.0
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She assumed I was Sam The Man *insert laughing emojis here*0
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He didn't like my Save the Horse, ride the Cowboy joke0
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When she saw how ugly I was. Didn’t even get to the date part0
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I kept getting distracted by her luxurious hair.0
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She didn’t return from the “bathroom”0
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She kept making weird noises when the desert cart passed by.0
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He brought his own spork and refused to use anything else.1
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She brought a fold out cup and her own wiskey bottle1
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he always smelled of bourbon and gasoline.0
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