My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He wanted an audience0
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Didnt like the neighbors to watch0
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He insisted on recording everything0
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She found my hidden cameras0
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He sent my erotic video to America's Funniest Videos0
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she was been to conservative0
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She kept trying to rub my belly. Some people!0
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The ninjas arrived0
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he couldn't keep his shirt on.0
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I felt the handcuffs click0
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Turned out she was the waitress not my date0
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He turned back into a pumpkin at midnight0
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her eyes hypnotized me and I woke up in jail not knowing what I had done1
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She realized I lied on my Tinder profile....0
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It wasn't as Jertastic as I'd envisioned0
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I realized she was way out of my league0
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I proposed and he declined
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She asked for the whiskey bottle to take it home0
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he kept trying to carry me everywhere0
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She wanted a piggy bacck ride everywhere0
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I tried to take off his headphones...0
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the zombies arrived0
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He fell off my motorcycle0
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He turned me in for a bounty0
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His wife arrived0
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He told me he wasn't really batman..0
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She told me she hadn't seen Game of Thrones....0
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She said she likes GOT more than walking dead..0
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