Dear Anonymous,

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    poetic_cell wrote: »
    Hey Anon,

    "At that point he nodded to me which led me to believe he was a polite and nice person and I thought to myself maybe we could start dating."

    Thanks for the story,
    Me

    They could make a great romance movie based on this alone! Pure gold
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    poetic_cell wrote: »
    Hey Anon,

    "At that point he nodded to me which led me to believe he was a polite and nice person and I thought to myself maybe we could start dating."

    Thanks for the story,
    Me

    They could make a great romance movie based on this alone! Pure gold

    As a little boy I dreamed of a romance like this
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    poetic_cell wrote: »
    Hey Anon,

    "At that point he nodded to me which led me to believe he was a polite and nice person and I thought to myself maybe we could start dating."

    Thanks for the story,
    Me

    They could make a great romance movie based on this alone! Pure gold

    As a little boy I dreamed of a romance like this

    Still a virgin, yes?
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    Dear A
    I just typed something super girl-creep and deleted it. Just know I still like muffins.

    Creepy crusher
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    poetic_cell wrote: »
    Hey Anon,

    "At that point he nodded to me which led me to believe he was a polite and nice person and I thought to myself maybe we could start dating."

    Thanks for the story,
    Me

    They could make a great romance movie based on this alone! Pure gold

    As a little boy I dreamed of a romance like this

    Still a virgin, yes?

    Well, last night I had to read through my buddy getting laid cause he steamed some damn broccoli and it’s only 12 hours later, I’m not that talented
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    A,

    You bish.

    I love you.

    Me
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    A,

    You bish.

    I love you.

    Me

    Love you back
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Dear A,
    I don't know what I don't know and neither do you
    me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear A,
    I don't know what I don't know and neither do you
    me

    You can’t possibly know that.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    EyeLoveCake wrote: »
    Dear anon

    Please let me taste your timbits. I’ve brought the glaze.

    Signed Donut hole

    No, you’re not allowed to touch my dirty dozen
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear A,
    I don't know what I don't know and neither do you
    me

    You can’t possibly know that.

    You don't know that she doesn't know that

    How would you know? You don’t know what I know and neither do I.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear A,
    I don't know what I don't know and neither do you
    me

    You can’t possibly know that.

    You don't know that she doesn't know that

    How would you know? You don’t know what I know and neither do I.

    it was just a euphemism for cheez whiz
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Dear Anonymouses,

    You and you. You are some guys to look up to. Keep that *kitten* up.
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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    Dear A,
    Your soup burnt my tongue..
    I don't think I love you anymore..
    Love Always, T
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your soup burnt my tongue..
    I don't think I love you anymore..
    Love Always, T

    Funny story...that's how I ended things with the Ex.
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    Dear A
    You're stoooopid
    -Me
  • babybuddha06
    babybuddha06 Posts: 28 Member
    edited January 2018
    Dear Anonymous,

    You creep me out in a way I can’t put my finger on, however, you are the only one in your position that I feel as if I can trust. I am too afraid to go through the hassle of finding someone new and I am not interested in going backwards to being judged over my choices. Just don’t make me regret this decision too.

    Sincerely,
    Introvert
  • babybuddha06
    babybuddha06 Posts: 28 Member
    Dear Anonymous,

    I have a crush on you.

    Sincerely,
    Introvert
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    Dear EasilyOffendedAnon,

    It was fun. You can stop stalking me now.

    Greetings,
    Me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    poetic_cell wrote: »
    Dear EasilyOffendedAnon,

    It was fun. You can stop stalking me now.

    Greetings,
    Me

    Why I never

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  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    anyone seen the flic The Post?
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dear Anon
    Get over yourself, you aren't that special

    Truth..
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Dear A#2,

    Again, pleasantly surprised. Keep up the good work.

    Love me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Dear anonymous,

    I really like the way I say something then you say something then I say something and you disappear for 24-36 hours.

    Signed,
    Can’t ghost this barnacle

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