My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Got a flat tire0
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I had one too many0
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She passed out at the table0
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Until we had carried to carry @mandipandi75 out0
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He challenged me to beer pong0
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She put rum and coke in her pong cups0
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They worked together to get me drunk0
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She showed up already drunk lol0
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Our dates left0
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wouldn't stop twisting the tops off the salt shaker0
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Wouldn’t stop chewing on their straw
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Wouldnt show me all of her tattoos.
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Made me get a tattoo with his name0
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He wanted his tattoo to say Property of Big Juicy. XXL club0
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He wouldn’t pay for the tattoo do it said property of0
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He didn't like that I had several tattoos0
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Kept petting my octopus sleeve tattoo saying coochie coo0
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She had an obsession with feet0
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My mom called me home for dinner0
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He tried to feed me crocodile0
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He wasn't adventurous0
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He couldn't take the heat0
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She kept putting her foot in my crouch0
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He pretended he didn't like it.0
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She ran too fast and I couldn’t keep up0
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His daughter showed up.0
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She wouldnt uncuff me0
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I couldn't get him out of that apron0
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mandipandi75 wrote: »I couldn't get him out of that apron
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She wouldn't cook dinner naked except for an apron0
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