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I've lost an Elephant Penis
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Damn. A 2 month old horse and an average two year old.3
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I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg. At first I was more impressed with the water one because 5 gallons of water is heavy! But if I imagine that losing a leg is kind of the equivalent of losing a fifth of a person-ish, that makes me feel good ...3
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for some reason I was curious to read this post, nice job
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I've lost a human brain! (Quite possibly mine!)2
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an average 2 year old3
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I've lost a Guinea pig who ate the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year.
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Just hit the milestone of a set of two-year-old twins swinging on a tire... 4
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I love this!!! I've lost an average 2-year-old who has eaten a rack of baby back ribs!3
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I have an elephant penis.
Oops...wrong thread.5 -
Apparently that Guinea pig also ate a can of Campbell's Condensed Soup since yesterday.40lbslighter wrote: »I've lost a Guinea pig who ate the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year.
More for it and less for me is what I say!4 -
At the moment I'm past a newborn calf and headed back to a 2 month old horse. Even though at my greatest weight loss I was on the other side of the 2 month old horse, having been through all the fails I've done in the past months to be only on the other side of the horse, and not with a calf intervening, makes it seem as if my failings of the past months haven't been so bad after all.7
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I've lost the amount of red meat the average American eats in one year....
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I've lost an ostrich egg!2
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a small bale of hay!4
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A cinder block!2
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As of this morning, I've worked my way up to an amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
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I've lost a Chihuahua!!1
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I've lost a Guinea pig who ate a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, a rack of baby back ribs, and the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year. 2
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Eew! I've lost a human skin!2
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an Irish Setter and a Chihuahua3
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A bald eagle
doesn't seem like much. They are pretty massive birds though! 3 -
As of this morning... I've lost an average newborn!2
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lol oh my god thats so cool3
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Egads! A human head!
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Disturbingly enough, I've lost the amount of chemical additives an American eats in a year. That's why we try to buy organic!1
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50 pounds = a small bale of hay
wow!!3 -
A chihuahua! I’ll take it!!3
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I've lost an average housecat!2
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Simply love it!!!! Have not seen this before but I to have lost a elephant's penis!!!!3
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A mid-size microwave!1
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