My date with the person above me was going great until...
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mandipandi75 wrote: »He told me his name was Rick! What else was he fibbing about?
It sounds way bigger in centimetres....
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He tickled my fancy until I peed... I ran out from embarrassment0
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Peed on my new rug0
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He didn't appreciate me marking my territory0
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he wouldn't stop yelling during dinner and denying he had terets.0
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I FU@KING DO NOT HAVE TERETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I realized the viagra i took was actually a raisin....0
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Kept picking his wedgie in public lol0
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I sweetened her tea without asking first....It's a Southern thing0
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He wouldn't stop throwing Mardi Gras beads1
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She asked if I wanted to get experimental back at her place, and it turns out she literally wanted to do neuroscience experiments on my brain in her lab.1
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kept playing with his 20's westerner looking stache asking if I'd like you pet him
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She spat on the floor0
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She wouldn't stop flashing the waiter seducing looks.0
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She stole my lipstick0
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She was better looking than me. I couldnt handle it.1
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She kept trying to feed me by making airplane noises0
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He wanted me to pay for a flight and try to earn membership to the mile high club0
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Wouldnt accept my mile high club card0
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Someone said "open fire" .. and well... Guns were blazing and everyone cleared the room.... Sorry flashbacks happen 1
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She ket saying If someone told her kiss me if your Irish I'll punch you .0
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She got mad b/c someone shot her liquor bottle0
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He got his butt kicked by @thepetrovafire for trying to steal her liquor1
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@mandipandi75 walked in and asked if anyone wanted to see her cockpit0
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He took his time there... I fell asleep0
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She wouldn't play under the table with me0
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It was a Japanese restaurant and we were sitting on the floor!0
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She didn't think it was appropriate to play a game of Twister0
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Ed tried to cook and threw the knife into the ceiling and food went flying all over0
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