My date with the person above me was going great until...

She wanted to go to a swingers club .

She wanted to get married on the first date . Second date should be interesting .

He forgot the batteries

I lifted and instead of spotting he went home

нe woυldn'т тell мe нιѕ нaιr dye.ѕecreтѕ

нe waѕ тнe тaхι drιver

the car only survived on sunlight..it was dusk when he arrived.

he wouldnt take his headphones off at the dinner table

I couldn’t keep straight which witch was which in the Wizard of Oz.

She hogged all the blood sausage