My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She wanted to go to a swingers club .0
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H
e wouldn't kiss me0 -
She wanted to get married on the first date . Second date should be interesting .0
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She wouldn't tickle my elmo0
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He forgot the batteries0
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She forgot her toy0
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I lifted and instead of spotting he went home0
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He took my pizza, put it on top of his and ate both!
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нe woυldn'т тell мe нιѕ нaιr dye.ѕecreтѕ0
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She robbed the taxi driver0
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нe waѕ тнe тaхι drιver0
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Wasn't impressed with my smart car0
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the car only survived on sunlight..it was dusk when he arrived.1
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She hypnotized me with her eyes and made me strut like a rooster in public1
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he wouldnt take his headphones off at the dinner table0
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She pulled out a lighter and asked me if I wanted to see a cool trick1
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I couldn’t keep straight which witch was which in the Wizard of Oz.0
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he said that he didn't use utensils and ate with his hands.0
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She hogged all the blood sausage0
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нe gagged on нιѕ peaѕ.0
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She scooped them up and ate them
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Lol eww
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Wore his fox fur vest which is a huge turn off.0 -
She took her panty hose off in the restuarant and put them over her face and asked if I was in.0
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He kept asking me to pull his finger0
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I pulled his finger and he sharted0
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He shat himself and had to run to walmart and left me with the bill0
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He stood outside begging until he had enough for the bill0
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She left with the waiter, and I had to bus all the tables0
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he kept yodeling0
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