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She broke an ankle dancing to disco duck.0
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Uses cleavage to get out of speeding tickets0
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Renegade770 wrote: »Uses cleavage to get out of speeding tickets
Duh.. it's supposed to be a lie..
Stole my stilletos .. he has a shoe fetish0 -
Dresses up as a hooker on Friday nights to make some extra money0
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^^^dresses in drag and hooks the streets with me
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Made over 100k hooking last year and didn't claim a penny on her taxes0
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Made 200k.. he's a higher class hooker.
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Beat me up for stealing her corner0
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Cried to his mum when I beat him up..0
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Twisted my nipples so hard they bled0
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Nippleless0
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Believes in lechuga0
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Secretly went to see Cats on Broadway every weekend. And now cries due to it being closed0
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Was always jealous of her younger brother Frank. Would never watch Monday Night Football because of it.0
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Pays to have a women belittle him and ride him like a horse0
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Has a horse named Florence0
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Thinks her horse can talk like Mr Ed.0
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Doesn't work at all just horses around0
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Farts while on the treadmill and can't figure out how to get away from the smell0
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Big juicy is his stripper name. He got it off a hamburger menu0
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Had 23 bachelorette parties for herself so she could keep hiring me to strip at them.1
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Wrestles with sharks and is trying to make it a competitive sport0
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Works at a circus picking up the elephant poop0
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Buys bagged elephant poop to put on his garden0
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Made a kangaroo outfit to try to fit in with all the roo's to find out where their hideout is0
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Works as a fluffer... at the pillow factory0
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Pillow stuffer0
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Is a professional Shoe Designer0
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His idol is Captain Crunch0
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He tried out for dumb and dumber but didn't get it b/c they said it wasn't dumb and dumber and dumbest.0
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