My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  January 2018

  She wouldn't come in for a night cap

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  lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member

  January 2018

  He tried luring me in for a night cap

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  YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member

  January 2018

  I woke up naked in a corn field

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  shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member

  January 2018

  He showed me his vagina.

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  YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member

  January 2018

  Too many shenanigans!

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  Eden_Goldie Posts: 283 Member

  January 2018

  He ate stew with his hands

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  bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member

  January 2018

  She clipped her toe nails at the table

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  neurogirl Posts: 706 Member

  January 2018

  He started talking to his biceps and would not stop flexing for everyone that walked by.

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  Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member

  January 2018

  She tasered me and locked me in the trunk of her car

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  Eden_Goldie Posts: 283 Member

  January 2018

  He licked my lolly and he never said sorry

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  lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member

  February 2018

  she kept taking selfies and ignoring me lol

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  ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

  February 2018

  I was forced to remove my shoes

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  lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member

  February 2018

  She lost a shoe and started bawling

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  Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member

  February 2018

  I found her closet of stolen shoes . some with the feet still attached

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  SouthernMamaUnderConsruction Posts: 2,724 Member

  February 2018

  He looked out the window at the full moon and turned into a

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  SouthernMamaUnderConsruction Posts: 2,724 Member

  February 2018

  Ahh my picture disappeared.

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  Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member

  February 2018

  SouthernMamaUnderConsruction wrote: »

  Ahh my picture disappeared.

  
  lol MFP wont let you be mean to me lol

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  Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member

  February 2018

  Her emergency escape contact phoned.

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  lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member

  February 2018

  he kept saying he was from outer spaces.

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  Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member

  February 2018

  wouldn't let me take her soul....

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  SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

  February 2018

  I stole his stolen souls jar

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2018

  HE started talking about his stolen souls

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  February 2018

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  lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member

  February 2018

  was difficult to steal his soul.

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  February 2018

  She brought over a live chicken to sacrafice

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  AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

  February 2018

  a sink hole opened up and swallowed him. totally random and what are the odds

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  February 2018

  She got ran over by a bus crossing the road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9pMg3AXW0

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  Feistychick68 Posts: 301 Member

  February 2018

  Got arrested for hit and run

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  KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member

  February 2018

  ^ she was driving

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  Syxla Posts: 39 Member

  February 2018

  He ran

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