My date with the person above me was going great until...
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            He felt under the table and was last seen crawling out of the restaurant guess I bored him0
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            The cops caught us doing a nudie run through the streets!0
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            kept saying Matty likrs this, Matty hates this. Lol0
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            We decided to go to Vegas0
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            Kept saying "what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas" whilst winking at me salaciously.
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            He said he's only go to Reno0
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            wouodnt leave reno after he had been.0
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            happimess1 wrote: »she told me she thought my father was better looking than me
I do like older men. Lol
Hmm he said I wasn't tan enough for him.1 - 
            She got mad when another girl winked at me0
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            I caught him groping the waitress0
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            She kept asking the waiter to turn his head and cough.0
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            kept wink in at other women...and men.0
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            I couldn’t stop looking at her eyes!0
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            She wanted matching tattoos!0
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            He took my protein shake and then climb out the window..0
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            He wouldnt stop making weird faces1
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            So beautiful I could only stare, it freaked us both out....those eyes ❤0
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            I got lost in her blue eyes and couldn't find my way out0
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            Everytime he opened his mouth something corny came out

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            She went home with the waitress instead?
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            He said he was a cane toad

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            Cockroach!0
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            I call that foreplay!
She passed out from drinking too much!1 - 
            He passed out at the table0
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            I bet her the bill that she couldn't drink me under the table then when I won she bailed.0
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            I had to drap both of them home from intoxication0
 
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