My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She pushed me over the Falls
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
    edited February 2018
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    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
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    She ordered food took two bites then proceeded to eat all mine!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He tasted all the food and kept trying to figure out the ingredients
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
    edited February 2018
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    jagrippa33 wrote: »
    She ordered food took two bites then proceeded to eat all mine!

    I don't think you understand how accurate that is...........
    I DO HAVE A REASON THOUGH!
    Yours tasted better because It wasnt mine :P

    She ALMOST convinced me to rob the back next door
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Kristenmcclure516 wrote: »
    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"

    You say that like it's a BAD thing!

    She told me she hated Ice Cream!
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
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    Egger29 wrote: »
    Kristenmcclure516 wrote: »
    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"

    You say that like it's a BAD thing!

    She told me she hated Ice Cream!

    First off - Gas Station Ice Cream = Gross... xD
    He told me he wasn't superman and it was just a t-shirt.
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
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    Realized she was to young for me and ran off with the busboy!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Asked if he could motorboat me, than he got hexed.
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
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    Shoved her chest in my face then accused me of trying to motorboat her! Then she hexed me.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He said he was moving to Florida
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
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    She got too creepy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He wanted to watch the footy
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Nothing wrong here, lol date went well were gonna hang out again. :D
  • Fit4Anarchy
    Fit4Anarchy Posts: 754 Member
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    She let out a banshee cry and a series of pygmy babies started river dancing around the table...yeah...um...that was...that was a bit weird!!
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    Kept supporting nsw after she'd moved to qld
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Fit4Anarchy wrote: »
    She let out a banshee cry and a series of pygmy babies started river dancing around the table...yeah...um...that was...that was a bit weird!!

    Sounds about right.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    said he was a sons of anarchy for reals. @Fit4Anarchy

    Kept insisting he be called jean Claude lol @Dyl1789
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't go for a walk in the woods with me
  • juliedesabrais
    juliedesabrais Posts: 293 Member
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    He wanted to arm wrestle..

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