My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    edited February 2018
    My husband walked in with HIS date, and ourdates decided they liked each other, better than us and left together.
  • lancenuovo
    lancenuovo Posts: 517 Member
    My wife was at dinner with her husband..
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    caмe ιn an anιмal ѕυιт тo dιnner. υpset нe dιdnt тell мe ѕo ι coυld wear мιneѕ.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She got upset b/c I wanted her to wear her playboy bunny suit.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    he wore my playboy bunny suit.
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    she left her playboy bunny suit at his house
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He flipped the table over b/c his steak wasn't medium rare
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    he lied and told me he didnt have my damn steak!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    he asked me if I had put on some weight :o
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She drank too much and puked on the table
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    he asked me if I had put on some weight :o

    you miss understood me, i asked if you could put on some weightsss LOL
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Kept trying to show the gun show.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Until nothing .. we had a freaking great time and we're doing it again :smiley:
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    asked me to join in and the conversation just went downhill from there
  • dfein001
    dfein001 Posts: 133 Member
    He removed his wig.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    He FEINed me out! :D
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    He arrived at my place wearing a cape and boots
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She wore pasties with high waisted pants.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She was disappointed that I wasn't ONLY wearing a cape and boots....which is rather unrealistic as it IS February ya know!
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    She rooted for the other team.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She pushed me over the Falls
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
    edited February 2018
    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
    She ordered food took two bites then proceeded to eat all mine!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He tasted all the food and kept trying to figure out the ingredients
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
    edited February 2018
    jagrippa33 wrote: »
    She ordered food took two bites then proceeded to eat all mine!

    I don't think you understand how accurate that is...........
    I DO HAVE A REASON THOUGH!
    Yours tasted better because It wasnt mine :P

    She ALMOST convinced me to rob the back next door
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Kristenmcclure516 wrote: »
    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"

    You say that like it's a BAD thing!

    She told me she hated Ice Cream!
  • Kristenmcclure516
    Kristenmcclure516 Posts: 69 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    Kristenmcclure516 wrote: »
    He looked me in the eyes, pushed my hair behind my ear leans in and says,
    " I want to sacrifice you to the devil and dance in your blood"

    You say that like it's a BAD thing!

    She told me she hated Ice Cream!

    First off - Gas Station Ice Cream = Gross... xD
    He told me he wasn't superman and it was just a t-shirt.
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
    Realized she was to young for me and ran off with the busboy!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Asked if he could motorboat me, than he got hexed.
  • jagrippa33
    jagrippa33 Posts: 539 Member
    Shoved her chest in my face then accused me of trying to motorboat her! Then she hexed me.

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