Post a lie about the person above

Doesn't like cats, mustaches or warm beverages

Still plays with rubber duckies in the bath tub

I call him "rubber duckies"

liftorgohome wrote: »

Has a vibrating waterproof duckie

Its supposed to be a lie


Likes to sing and dance to Dancing Queen at the karaoke bar Friday nights

Only sings Aretha Franklin, it's a principles thing

Prefers right Twix over left Twix

Makes his Speedo out of clear shrink wrap

liftorgohome wrote: »

Likes to wear speedo's to the pool.

I don't wear Speedo brand, but I do wear completion suits when I swim.

Records me swimming laps

Eats the patty

Named his truck Garfunkel Museloff II