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Said she was going to knit me a matching hat

Wears fake mustaches to first dates so he can look totally different on the second one.

Also used to be a nun

Sells Girl Scout cookies out of his locker at the gym

Is still in high school, that's his yearbook pic.

Hates cartoons excessively; plotted and enacted Johnny Bravos demise.

Landscapes his chest hair to resemble "pokeballs". Screams "gotta catch them all" when he takes his shirt off at the beach.

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Trims her toe nails by biting them with her teeth

I almost gagged - that's nasty!

You nasty...

Has a 75lb furry kitty that he likes to cuddle with at night.

He has never run a day in his life. He just likes to hang out at marathon finish lines and pose like he's run then gets put in al their marketing material