We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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he ate so many oats we had horses coming to the door0
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She wouldn't soak my oats0
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We had different interpretations of “soak my oats”0
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he made me think too much0
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She told me she was pregnant. Ohh I went there.0
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ewwww he was delusional0
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She said it wasn't mine.
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He told me he was pregnant!
The moment was a little awkward.0 -
He farted in his sleep too much.
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He was a fan of the Dutch Oven.0
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She wouldn't wear the outfit in the bedroom!0
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He wacked me on the head with his paddle... for no good reason!0
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He broke the tie rods on my car0
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He ate all my *kitten* cereal!0
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She communicated only by emoji faces0
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She cried about EVERYTHING0
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He made me cry about EVERYTHING0
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Was a bawl baby.. cried at the drop of a hat0
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He said he hates me, kicked me in the leg and ran away 0
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I actually never let him break up with me. If you want to leave, that's your problem, not mine...0
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She grew tired of lowering her standards0
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When we met in real life, he was in black and white too....0
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He was always preoccupied with his collection of expired coupons.0
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Her favorite hobby was clipping coupons.0
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That darn golden lasso of truth0
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Used my coupons without permission0
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She kept bringing home puppies - nobody needs that many! They turn into dogs!0
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She was more of a cat lady than a dog lady!0
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He insisted on wearing the same gym outfit day and night for 5 days straight!0
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