We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I simply needed a change.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    Constantly piped "Born to be Wild" into the bedroom during our together time. It got real old, real fast.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Our contract expired
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He decided to try new things in the bedroom without me.. the neighbour obliged
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited February 2018
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    Not only did I always leave the toilet seat down but I never lifted it up in the first place (even while urinating)...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He was like a Tom cat, peed everywhere
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She was like a Jerry mouse, eating all the cheese
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Cheese gave him gas.. my eyes literally watered from the constant stench.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Grew better boobs than me.. overdid the steroids
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
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    She just didn't appreciate the pallet of tissues i bought her for the State of Origin.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He was a bit of a bogan, mullet, beer gut and always scratching his..
    head

    :D

    No class
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
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    She just didn't understand that the Aussie beer gut is a sexy thing! Lol
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He would never return our library books on time, and now I get looks of disapproval from the librarian.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    Her idea of wild was having tacos on Wednesday instead of Taco Tuesday.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She told me that I put too many toppings on my frozen yogurt and that I had to put some back. It made me sad.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    She thought baked beans were an appropriate frozen yogurt topping.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She was judgemental about my food choices and reluctant to try new things
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    She had a secret crush on Judge Judy, Judge Wopner, andany other tv judge. Fetish much?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    wryone4 wrote: »
    She had a secret crush on Judge Judy, Judge Wopner, andany other tv judge. Fetish much?

    Well...there was that...

    But when she hid my my Judge Judy replica gavel I just had to draw the line
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    I found her secret stash of replicas of her past lovers' ...er...anatomy...

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