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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Is a body-double for Stephen Colbert for all "under desk" shots.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He believes he can fly
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Has an orange tree growing inside him after the great. Seed swallowing incident of 2017
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
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    She once used a frozen raccoon as a curling stone
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    On Wednesdays he only eats foods starting with a W.
  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
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    Is the model the parents in "cow and chicken" are made after
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Loves to sing "I feel pretty" in the shower
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Has never been on a horse...exclusively rides donkeys
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Loves to sing "I feel pretty" in the shower

    How could this ever be a lie about anyone?!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2018
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    goatg wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Loves to sing "I feel pretty" in the shower

    How could this ever be a lie about anyone?!

    Lol.. I know him enough to know he's not singing that song :D

    Plays mother to 3 little duckling.. walks to the shops with them following her
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    andreascjonsson wrote: »
    Is the model the parents in "cow and chicken" are made after

    What the heck is cow and chicken
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    She knows exactly what "cow and chicken" is but the vegan in her will never admit it.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was lurking in my backyard a couple weeks ago and ever since I haven't seen my pet bunny
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Raises bunnies and when they die (of natural causes), she wears their tails as pompons on her ice skates.
  • quigs17832
    quigs17832 Posts: 24 Member
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    She sneezed in a movie theater and her gum flew into a lady's hair three rows in front of her.

    ...

    And she blamed it on the little kid 2 seats to her left.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Rides a llama to work.
  • quigs17832
    quigs17832 Posts: 24 Member
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    Sold me a Llama when what i was really looking for was an alpaca
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Only gave me $50 for the animal.. hey you owe me $200
  • YogiJear
    YogiJear Posts: 118 Member
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    This person above me is just not a pleasure to deal with, like, at all. It's a one way ticket to frown town everytime she swings by!

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