My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He kept accusing me of being a cheerleader in HS0
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We discovered that we were seeing the same therapist for the same issues with the same people...0
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he was trying to take pics of me under the table0
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She told me the Powerball odds were a sure thing next to my chances1
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She channeled Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally at the table in the middle of the busy restaurant.1
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I ordered food for each of the voices in my head...0
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He made me eat all the food he ordered for the voices0
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My cell charger did not fit her port...0
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He tried to "plug in" his cell phone and missed...0
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She was inconsiderate and unsympathetic to my cell charger dysfunction...1
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He told me to tell the waitress it was my birthday so I could get a free meal0
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We started sharing family stories and realized we had the same Dad1
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She informed me she wasn't into girls and may have dated her brother....0
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She told me, "I see Dead People....walking around like regular people. They don't know they're dead."0
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She took me to meet the family and it got weird
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Until he told me he had a bear fetish.0
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She began dancing like Pee Wee Herman.0
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He wore boxing gloves lol0
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She kept calling the wolfs at the zoo the children of the night.1
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Until I realized he was prettier than me0
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TerranandKaylynsmommy wrote: »Until I realized he was prettier than me
No fair, you obviously have drugs, very good ones I may add and aren't sharing them!
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The roofies I popped in his drink were not strong enough. Things got a little awkward0
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I couldn't afford his habits
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mandipandi75 wrote: »I couldn't afford his habits
No worries, I can't afford them either!0 -
He was getting upset I answered every question with a rocky movie quote.0
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She invited me back to her castle to she her casket. 0
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He brought his own sack lunch to dinner0
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She got out the hose0
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