My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He liked the hose a little too much0
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I DID like the hose a little too much!
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He told me he was too super0
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He asked if I liked things dirty and nerdy.0
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Until we realised it was three days later .1
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He said he wanted 6 more kids and we had to start straight away0
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She told me she wanted a dozen more children and we had to start right away.0
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He couldn’t keep up0
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These guys sat next to us
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she blamed me for breaking her sunglasses0
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He showed up with better hair than me0
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I caught him trying to put something in my drink0
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She put me in a full nelson and called me bad words...1
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He wanted to order spaghetti and meatballs and act out a scene from Lady and the Tramp0
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She thought I wanted spaghetti, but everyone knows its gotta be chicken or steak0
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He said he had to go home to apply ointment to his mother's feet0
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THAT WAS SAID IN CONFIDENCE!!!1
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He yelled at me....
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Ok, now I just cant stop laughing....0
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He was laughing so hard his drink started to spew all over my pretty dress0
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He asked the waitress for her phone number0
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The waitress gave me her phone number0
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He tried flying around the room and crashed
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The police officer asked her to recite the alphabet...0
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He kept talking about how he could bench pressed 55 lbs and thought this would "impress" me0
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marieisme2015 wrote: »He kept talking about how he could bench pressed 55 lbs and thought this would "impress" me
She kept talking about how her body could fit perfectly into this 2-piece bikini and thought that this would "undress" me...0
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