My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • TerranandKaylynsmommy
    TerranandKaylynsmommy Posts: 321 Member
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    He legitimately thought he was super man
  • iamgroot909
    iamgroot909 Posts: 293 Member
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    She ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    iamgroot909 wrote: »
    She ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon

    I sent you a message.. :)

    He told me all I could have was a toothpick and a glass of water
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She started quoting Crocodile Dundee 2.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    He argued that Harry Potter is legitimate literature with me, an English professor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    It came time to pay the bill and he didn't have any money.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She ordered the biggest steak on the menu, added a lobster tail, and drank glass after glass of blue label... I wasn't going to pay for all that
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He walked in the restaurant with dirty feet and dipped a napkin in my water to try and clean them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He gave me ^^^ that look and made me cry :'(
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She asked me if her handkerchief smelled like chloroform
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I woke up naked on the side of the road..
  • JesseDP00
    JesseDP00 Posts: 367 Member
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    It was time to go back to work...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I woke up wearing her clothes and a clown nose
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    He listed off all the places he's stuck the clown nose.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I asked if I could be in his band and he handed me a cowbell
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    he mocked my being raised by wolves.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She is not a good cook and made me cheerios and salami for dinner. In hindsight, I should have drank beforehand... that *kitten* might have been cute then
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    She drugged me and dragged me to her basement :wink:

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