We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Doesn’t like fresh breath
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    I forgot to clear my browsing history mehr7yt9o05j.gif
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    The multiple visits to the Brony sites had me a bit worried.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    Conjugal visits were not enough to sustain a healthy relationship...
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    Your love of Mexican wrestling was taking over8lq833mybtyk.jpeg
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He laughed at my perfectly crafted budget, so I reduced his discretionary spending and he just flipped his *kitten*
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was grammatically superior to me causing her to look elsewhere for mental stimulation...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was always projecting his insecurities onto me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She dreamed in color whole I dreamed merely in black and white...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was too black and white
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He made a unilateral decision that there would be no purchasing of body wash unless it had been vetted and approved by 3 independent consumer protection agencies. I got tired of smelling bad so...
  • TorontoDiane
    TorontoDiane Posts: 1,413 Member
    he was really only in love with his phone lol
  • michellemundi
    michellemundi Posts: 1,223 Member
    Shes too pretty
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was a weremouse. Every full moon she'd turn into a mouse.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She thought my bow tie was really a camera...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He liked his personal space and I was more of an extreme cuddler.
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Her extreme cuddling while I was at work was going to get me fired
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Oh come on! You work from home.
  • iamgroot909
    iamgroot909 Posts: 293 Member
    Why'd I break up with her?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    You didn't. I would never allow such nonsense.
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Oh come on! You work from home.

    Lol :smiley: Hopefully I would never get anything done :wink:
  • michellemundi
    michellemundi Posts: 1,223 Member
    Cos u enjoy running with head fones in, which i dont like, as u cant hear me lol
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She 3D Printed her photo filter face accessories and wore them everywhere
  • michellemundi
    michellemundi Posts: 1,223 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    She 3D Printed her photo filter face accessories and wore them everywhere

    That would b awesome
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He would seranade me everywhere! I just wanted to use the bathroom in peace
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He would seranade me everywhere! I just wanted to use the bathroom in peace

    She kept using my music room to pee in!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    He refused to play anything but power chords...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    He wanted all the power in the relationship.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She looked nothing like her profile picture! Wasn't even animated!

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