My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She didn't like the way I got the money to pay for dessert1
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I ended up paying for dessert..0
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I felt like I earned both of those dollars! I warned you tequila made my clothes fall off
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he did this weird thing.....he ripped of his clothes and ran around doing ballet screaming "i feel pretty"0
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Her husband showed up.0
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Told me his nick name "diaper dan"0
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When she said we were having a family style dinner, I didn't realize I was buying dinner for her whole family!0
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Well he refused to sit next to gram gram, gave my dad the finger, hit on my sister and told my baby nephew to stop his crying...0
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She started tapping on her t cup I didn’t feel right.
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He started laughing and couldn't stop. I guess the dentist isn't the best place for a first date?0
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He admitted he had an addiction for laughing gas0
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He brang his emotional support Peacock and pulled her up a chair1
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She said she was going to powder her nose and never came back0
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I began speaking only in exponential form...0
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I told him I don't speak geek outside of work hours.0
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she took ALL her food home in a doggy bag0
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He started communicating through interpretive dance0
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Ha. He asked me if Jesus Christ was my lord and saviour0
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He asked me to refer to him as "Daddy"1
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She kept calling all of the man that walked by Daddy..0
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I stumbled upon her collection of clown dolls...they all had lipstick kisses on them0
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She found my doll collection.. *sigh0
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She was turned off by the red nose, face paint and giant shoes. She was totally digging the blue wig though!0
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He showed up in a clown suit and I fear clowns0
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She drank all my rum!0
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he hid all my 80s porn0
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It was rumour, we had a great night and we're still dating0
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She took all my 70's porn.0
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he left beard shavings in the sink1
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She caught a glimpse of my MK bag and said that I was cheap0
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