My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He didn't get my humor0
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She was into Slapstick comedy and kept whacking me with an extention ladder0
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He sneezed on my food ..0
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She put her cigarette out in my soup.0
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We got in the Uber and he requested Ice Ice Baby0
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She told me that the Monkeys were far better than the Beatles. And I was just about to "Hold her hand".
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His hands were soaking with sweat0
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She couldn't handle my sweet dance moves and abandoned me on the dance floor1
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She showed up wasted and sat at the wrong table0
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She got violent when I refused to share my chapstick0
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She said I was not “Pink Lady” worthy...0 -
He kept humming "the wheels on the bus"0
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She refused to tell me the lyrics of the above mentioned song...1
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He said I was too short and offered a high chair0
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I took it figuratively when she said that she “looked up to me” but she meant it literally...0
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He kept asking for tips on how to pick up chicks. Other chicks...0
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She misinterpreted chicks for women. I was referring to baby chickens...0
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He told me I had to order off of the kids menu0
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She did all the puzzles on the kids menu without letting me have a turn!
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He asked me if I would feed him with my bare hands0
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The manager came out and said, "Excuse me, but you were banned from this Olive Garden location 9 months ago."0
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She asked to try a bite of my dinner, I made a lame NAFTA joke, and we ended up in seven rounds of negotiations... I’ll let you know how it ends2
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I was0
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He tried to feed me from his hand, then started whispering in my ear, the last straw was when the saddle came out0
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the police showed up0
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They said last call0
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He got drunk and started dancing on tables and taking his clothes off!0
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