My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He ate the last brownie. There are some lines ya just don't cross!0
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He ate all the SPECIAL brownies and started raving about conspiracy theories and Aliens0
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I left to go to the little girls room and the waitress followed me in to tell me that he "put something in my drink"0
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happimess1 wrote: »i took her to a michelin 3 star restaurant and all i got was a side hug
That's the farthest any guy has gotten with me on a first date!
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She picked up her phone, looked at me and said “Sorry, you have the wrong number”, got up and left...1
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He told me I couldn't do a shot because it "was not lady like"0
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I took her to a pole dance class and she asked if she could buy a pole0
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She took me to a pole dancing class and greased the pole0
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I was just happy to see Christy and Marie enjoying themselves. ole dancing is great exercise!1
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He said he hates bulk season0
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He pulled my chair out too far and I fell on my *kitten*0
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I had to take her to the hospital because she might have broken her coccyx0
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We both forgot our wallets at home...0
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He asked if I wanted to go home with him before he offered me a meal0
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She refused to eat the meal I prepared at home...
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His idea of a home cooked meal was not food0
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She wouldn’t swallow her food...0
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I became speachless....0
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She asked me if I wanted to get into her "hot tub", turned out to be a giant stew pot.0
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His idea of a date was to catch fish without a pole0
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It was all going great until I started clipping my toe nails at the dinner table.. What? She said she had a foot fetish and I was just preparing for later.0
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He wanted to go get mani-pedis, wouldn't tell me why0
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He put on a hair net and told me his shift was starting.0
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He drowned while we were skinny dipping.. kinda put a damper on the whole date
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She insisted on bringing her emotional support kangaroo and made me sit on his lap0
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She tried to pimp me doing lap dances to the table beside us.0
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It was going great until she asked if she could take me home and meet.. the husband. The door did hit me in the *kitten* on my way out.1
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He left with some other woman after giving her a lap dance0
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I took him home to meet the husband and they hit it off0
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