My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He ordered the geese fondue
  • Xxjayxxxxx
    Xxjayxxxxx Posts: 144 Member
    She farted haha.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
    He made a big deal of my embarrassing bodily function. I ran out mortified
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Until the night ended and I had to drop her off.
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He showed up with 3 other women...
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    marieisme2015 wrote: »
    He showed up with 3 other women...

    She wouldnt accept that they were just friends.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    The painkillers wore off...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He put his feet on the table. Gross
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She wore assleas chaps.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    She wanted her steak rare... with a heart beat still. I decided to get a stake too, just in case.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    She carried a strange sharp wooden pole with her to the date. Plus the smell coming from the garlic garland was pretty funny.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She asked me to let her walk me like a dog.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He wasn't very obedient
  • KateGifford
    KateGifford Posts: 2,505 Member
    She stole my dog
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She saw the throne and sat down and declared herself Queen and I her lady in waiting. I wait on no one
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited March 2018
    Until her father showed up. Turns out he's the head of the five families. He wasn't too fond of me and he made me an offer that I couldn't refuse.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    His whispered in my ear that I was his next mark. Turns out it was his version of a come-on, but I called an uber just in case.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    ladychris29 wrote: »
    His whispered in my ear that I was his next mark. Turns out it was his version of a come-on, but I called an uber just in case.

    IDK??? I whispered in her ear that she was super smart and that I found that super hot. She look at me really weird called and Uber and left.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    We had an epic beard off
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    he blew his nose into his hand
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was ashamed of my eco paper saving goals.. and it was my sleeve, not my hand.
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    She stole my jumper cos hers was covered in boogers
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was a nice girl; even lent me her jumper. However, when she offered her pants, things got awkward.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She wanted to borrow my underwear
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
    she spent our date money on QVC buying teddy bears and nightgowns
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    It was nighties, and I wanted to look good for you!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was too high class for me. Wouldn't accept my QVC offering
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    She tried to push her QVC on me, and I only shop at Walmart!
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    i laid down to nap and kept getting scratched by something
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    she was not into my kind of foreplay

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