My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Her husband wanted a lap dance too....and my number
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
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    When I found out she brought home Bruce Wayne, I offered her up for a "Decent Proposal" of a million dollars.
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He took me on a hike and asked me to take a different trail
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    edited March 2018
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    I found out her name wasn't really Marie
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
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    Found out she was really an Angel, I have allergies to feathers.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Turns out he was actually "Hikes In Gators" and thus wore "Crocs" EVERYWHERE!
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    Wouldn’t give me a lap dance
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He had no singles on him
  • FLBlackMax
    FLBlackMax Posts: 1,283 Member
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    the neighbors complained about the noise
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He had no singles on him

    I got a little change in my pocket goin’ jing-a-ling-a-king
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He tried to pay in pennies... And wouldn't go to the coinstar machine. I was outraged
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    She realized I was broke
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited March 2018
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    JimmyC1992 wrote: »
    She realized I was broke

    His wallet was empty
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
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    Found out she had a drinking problem when she kept pulling beers out of her pouch.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He tried to hide a beer in my pouch.. it wasn't my pouch :/ ouch :D
  • 40xBEFOREx40
    40xBEFOREx40 Posts: 208 Member
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    We went camping and she wanted to roast wieners. Didn't realize she wasn't talking about hotdogs... ouch. :-)
  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
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    Revealed a necklace made from severed human toes
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    It went great! The only downside was that it had to end. :)
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He told me to close my eyes because he had a "surprise"..…..haven't seen him since
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She smacked when she ate...

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