My date with the person above me was going great until...

He smacked me when he ate.

marieisme2015 wrote: »

He told me to close my eyes because he had a "surprise"..…..haven't seen him since

Sorry about that, It was mob, I swear! The grabbed me but I gotta way, them nor no copper can ever get me. I'm on the lamb now doll. We may never get to see each other again but at least we'll always have Paris.

He told me he wanted to do the Dirty Dancing lift.....he missed...I fell. It was not pretty

She decided get up on the table and start performing Broadway Musicals....she was louder than the band

I caught him in the ladies room

I found out he doesn't like an aggressive woman

There is a flash flood and he was taken away

She said I laughed too much and was too happy

He said I was only good for one thing

She thought I wasn’t paying attention to her because of my lazy eye...