My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Sloppy eater..0
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she started singing show tunes at the top of her lungs when we went to the movies0
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It was going great until Jo showed up and started singing Waltzing Matilda never breaking eye contact with Christy.
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Kashmir975 wrote: »He showed up with 5 other women and couldn't get any of our names correct - he asked if he could just give us numbers instead
Turns out I can't remember numbers any better than I can names.
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Wait...that was a date? I thought it was a job interview.... Awkward0
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She stole all the blankets0
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Until she made me sit in her lap and suck my thumb like a baby.0
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I think he already forgot my name... he keeps calling me momma..0
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mandipandi75 wrote: »I think he already forgot my name... he keeps calling me momma..
Well you did keep asking "Who's your momma?"
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He started slurping his soup and poked his finger in my roll asking me "Are you gonna eat that?"0
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She grabbed my cornbread (nobody touches my cornbread!) and ask "You goin to eat yo cornbread?"0
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He told me I would sleep with the fishes if I didn't finish the rest of my cannoli.0
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She kept throwing popcorn on the people in front of us in the theater, so I went to the bathroom, and left from there.0
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he told me it was extra butter popcorn.....he lied....so I threw it0
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She didn't like the spice girls.0
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She liked her girls spicy but not her wings0
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I made her wings spicy, but she didn't like it when I called her 'hot lips'.1
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He failed to acknowledge my imaginary friend...1
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I sat on his imaginary friend.1
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She sat on other people's laps1
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His idea of getting to know me was completing Facebook compatibility quizzes1
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She pulled out War and Peace and started reading saying she was so close to finishing she just wanted to read. She was on page 28 only1
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We went dancing
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she ran away from me
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He took a chihuahua out his bag and wanted me to work, I thought it was a date0
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She kept pinching me because I wasn't wearing green. It wasn't even St Patrick's day and she was pinching hard as heck.1
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The different sides on my plate touched...1
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the lights were turned on1
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She became turned off...1
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