My date with the person above me was going great until...
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I found out she could bench press more than me...0
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I found out he doesn't like an aggressive woman0
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She had mistaken me for someone else...0
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There is a flash flood and he was taken away0
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she sank my battleship0
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She said I laughed too much and was too happy0
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Soooooo dates over ?0 -
He said I was only good for one thing0
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She wanted a man0
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She thought I wasn’t paying attention to her because of my lazy eye...0
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He said I was "cute" and that's not his type0
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She handcuffed me to the bus stop..... naked....0
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He said he wanted to make snow angels and refused to come back inside0
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She took everything I said as somehow being a "short Joke"1
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He sneezed on his food, apologized then proceeded to sneeze on my food then said “There, all better now...”0
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Her ex turned up0 -
He smiled, he had a much better smile than I did. I don't need no competition - I showed him the door!0
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She walked me into a door0
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He said he had a "bag of tricks" .....I noticed it contained duct tape and chloroform0
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The Chloroform made her violently rage0
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He criticised my singing0
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Her singing made my ears bleed.. hmm.. not the voice of an angel.0
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He had a gas problem..0
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She told me gas wasn’t a problem0
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His husband showed up.0
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She wanted me to French braid her hair...& I was like what?! Lol1
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She said she didn’t like the taste of ***0
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He asked me to spoon. Lol I'm sorrryyyy I can't stop0
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