My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    I disappointed her with my paperwork-induced meltdown
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    She was in need of zanax
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
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    She dumped me... :-(
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    She kept wadding up the straw paper in little balls, and shooting them out of her straw at other restaurant customers.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He just got up and left without saying a word
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I was doing him a big favor by leaving
  • Hendoid
    Hendoid Posts: 3 Member
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    ... I did my excellent impression of cats fighting more than a little too loudly.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    He was having an amazing time with himself in the middle of the restaurant... I didn't even touch him but we were both kicked out
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
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    He asked me to eat a banana so he could compare me to his last date
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    She ate her banana with her other hand on the back of her head
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    He overplayed the bunny ears joke.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    She thought I was joking with the rare steak and liked the bloof.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She ordered her food to go...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I mentioned John Bonham and he/she cried...
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
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    I didn't know what to say to avoid hurting his feelings
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
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    She kept talking about all her exes
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Called me her future ex husband

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