My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He started telling me about all his future ex wives
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    she didnt believe i kept forgetting my wallet when we were out to dinner and it was time to pay.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
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    We ran from the bill, I got busted he got away
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Leonardo DiCaprio showed up and said to me, "I'll take it from here"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He said he'd never let go.....


    of my hand and had to come with me to the bathroom
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Sloppy eater..
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
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    she started singing show tunes at the top of her lungs when we went to the movies
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    It was going great until Jo showed up and started singing Waltzing Matilda never breaking eye contact with Christy. :smiley:
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Kashmir975 wrote: »
    He showed up with 5 other women and couldn't get any of our names correct - he asked if he could just give us numbers instead

    Turns out I can't remember numbers any better than I can names. :smiley:
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Wait...that was a date? I thought it was a job interview.... Awkward
  • KateGifford
    KateGifford Posts: 2,397 Member
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    She stole all the blankets
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Until she made me sit in her lap and suck my thumb like a baby.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    I think he already forgot my name... he keeps calling me momma..
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    mandipandi75 wrote: »
    I think he already forgot my name... he keeps calling me momma..

    Well you did keep asking "Who's your momma?"
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    He started slurping his soup and poked his finger in my roll asking me "Are you gonna eat that?"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    She grabbed my cornbread (nobody touches my cornbread!) and ask "You goin to eat yo cornbread?"
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    He told me I would sleep with the fishes if I didn't finish the rest of my cannoli.

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