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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was stealing my catalogs and ripping out pages in the lingere section
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He dumped me
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She hiccuped all of the time...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He found a replacement
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found a replacement
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    we haven't, I'm still in her basement (help)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dyl1789 wrote: »
    we haven't, I'm still in her basement (help)

    Aww c'mon now .. you like it there ;):*
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She would only call me David..... never told me who he was. WHO IS DAVID JO?!?!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    We lost at couple karaoke. She said she only dated winners
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    When I said the winner takes it all, I meant it
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    Whenever she won at any game, she would jump up, and shout, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!" Believe it or not, it gets really old really fast.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She left to chase her dream of being a professional arm wrestler
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    I left because all he wanted to do was arm wrestle me...over dinner,. lunch..while driving. I figured making money for arm wrestling was better....
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    While I appreciated her arm wrestling prowess, she never acknowledged my skills at thumb wrestling. It was a mismatch from the start.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I loved myself better than her
    I knew it was wrong but what could I do?
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He said he wanted to name all his sons Sue
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    I caught him wearing my bra
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    I mistakenly used her eyeliner as a pencil...5 times
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He said he couldn't see us going anywhere. This was mainly because he could never remember where he left his glasses!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    @Christy42177 You can't blame a guy for wanting some support! And it kept a little bit of you close to my heart :wink:
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    He wanted a sunbeam but sunbeams are not made like me...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He said his name is Rico and insisted I wear feathers in my hair with my dress cut down to there.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    She always slept tops and tails
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He would sit and watch me sleep. Creepy
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I could no longer support her with my oyster shuckin' job
  • genchiyu
    genchiyu Posts: 244 Member
    because I fell in love with Shakira.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I was alright with the love of Shakira, but the constant impersonations were too painful for me to witness on a daily basis
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She often confused Shakira with Chaka Khan...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    His hips did lie
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She paid too much attention to my personal energy consumption and would split the bills based on how many KWh she perceived I used. Control freak

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