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  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    huntersvonnegut wrote: »
    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

    Lol, good Saturday morning laugh!
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    huntersvonnegut wrote: »
    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

    :laugh: Good one!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Deisler26 wrote: »
    Two flies arguing on a toilet seat.

    One got pissed off

    :D Hee heee!
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    Deisler26 wrote: »
    Two flies arguing on a toilet seat.

    One got pissed off

    You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? The p is silent.
  • jaycanchu
    jaycanchu Posts: 265 Member
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    What’s the difference between a g spot and a golf ball?

    A guy will actually look for a golf ball
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    jaycanchu wrote: »
    What’s the difference between a g spot and a golf ball?

    A guy will actually look for a golf ball

    There was this one guy...o39ae3vyfg6i.jpg
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    Flaherty comes home drunk every evening, upsetting his wife. One night, she dresses as a red devil and hides in the cemetery to scare him when he walks by. Flaherty walks by drunk and his wife jumps up yelling, “Flaherty, if you don’t give up your drinking, you will go to Hell.” Flaherty staggers back and demands, “Who the hell are you?”
    She replies, “I’m the devil, you old fool!” Flaherty responds, “You don't scare me, I’m married to your sister.”
  • Deisler26
    Deisler26 Posts: 357 Member
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  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
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    This is hilarious!

    I love this!!! Lol!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    huntersvonnegut wrote: »
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    HA!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
    edited March 2018
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    :D
    Deisler26 wrote: »
    Two flies arguing on a toilet seat.

    One got pissed off

  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    _barefoot_ wrote: »
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    OMG :D:D:D
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    edited March 2018
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    I bet my butcher $20 he couldn't reach that meat on the top shelf. He told me "no way, the steaks are too high!"

    Lmaooooo
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
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    School prank joke.....someone released opossum 's in a school, the 1st one had the number 1 painted on it, the 2nd opossum had the number 2 painted on it, the 3d opossum had the number 4 painted on them, they spent hours looking for the 3d opossum that never exsisted....

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