We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept getting letters in the mail from some guy named Merrill Lynch.0
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He'd always say oh sweet child of mine0
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She loved her dogs more than me0
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She didn't like dogs0
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Jughead0
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She made me do everything upsidedown0
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he always kept me in the dark0
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She didn't like my kinda of darkness0
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He wouldn't get matching tattoos0
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oh oh oh .............yes I would........she wanted kanye tattoos though.0
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this is what I wanted he said it was tacky
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She *kitten* up my greatest illusion
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He had illusions of my death!
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She was far too fabulous for me. I felt like I could never keep up.0
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She couldn’t keep up0
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She made me ride in the back of the truck with the dog2
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He came home smelling of kibble0
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Of too many safe words to remember...0
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He didnt like the "Safety First" Tattoo I had on my ..........0
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She found a wad of cash but wouldn't share it with me1
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She drained my bank account0
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I lacked the genitalia he preferred...0
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He had no genitalia at all.. perfectly smooth like a Ken doll
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The creepy doll collection in her room was, well, creepy.0
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Claimed to be Wonder Woman when everybody knows that I'm the REAL Wonder Woman!
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we argued about who was entitled to wear the wonder woman costume0
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I could no longer handle the "Short" jokes0
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I ran out of short jokes0
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She was short with me all the time. I couldn't take the sniping anymore.0
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