My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    edited March 2018
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    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    He asked if someone could join us and it was his mom.

    I almost gagged.. :D

    Our date was going well until I realized she had considered a threesome with her ex and his mother.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She liked my Mom better
  • PDR85
    PDR85 Posts: 372 Member
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    He asked if someone could join us and it was his mom.

    I almost gagged.. :D

    Our date was going well until I realized she had considered a threesome with her ex and his mother.

    omg, this had me rolling...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He acted like I wasn't sitting there right in front of him! :angry: :yum:
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    She wasn’t impressed with my dance moves
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    He started doing the chicken in the middle of the restaurant :D
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    She mistook me choking and trying to get someone to give me the Heimlich for “the Chicken “
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Tragically it was the chicken bone in his throat! :worried:
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    LOL
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    So, our date was going well until ... death
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    Until he killed me?! Lol
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    It was going well until he started running around yelling "I'M A !@#$ING LANNISTER AND I ALWAYS PAY MY DEBTS"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He started taking Snapchat photos of me :lol:
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He started taking Snapchat photos of me :lol:

    Can you please do me a favour and install snapchat and add @happilybrad

    Don't be fooled! It's not just for millennials. I rock bear ears like they're supposed to be on my head from birth.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    I found out he had a tail.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I found out he had a tail.

    I want your tail.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2018
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I found out he had a tail.

    I want your tail.

    :p ..
    he showed me his tail in the restaurant lol
  • KateGifford
    KateGifford Posts: 2,397 Member
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    She decided to show me her bug collection
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    It was going great until people started commenting how nice it was to see a father and his daughter having dinner together. Which made it really creepy after that.

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