My date with the person above me was going great until...
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So, our date was going well until ... death0
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Until he killed me?! Lol0
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It was going well until he started running around yelling "I'M A !@#$ING LANNISTER AND I ALWAYS PAY MY DEBTS"0
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He started taking Snapchat photos of me
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He started taking Snapchat photos of me
Can you please do me a favour and install snapchat and add @happilybrad
Don't be fooled! It's not just for millennials. I rock bear ears like they're supposed to be on my head from birth.1 -
I found out he had a tail.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I found out he had a tail.
I want your tail.1 -
projectbradley wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I found out he had a tail.
I want your tail.
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he showed me his tail in the restaurant lol1 -
She decided to show me her bug collection0
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It was going great until people started commenting how nice it was to see a father and his daughter having dinner together. Which made it really creepy after that.1
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He asked me to call him Daddy!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He asked me to call him Daddy!
Actually I wanted you to call me papi. In fact I asked you to say, "He sido una mala chica, papi."
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Hahahahahahaha!
Forse sono solo una cattiva ragazza in Italiano! 1 -
My Google translator stopped working0
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Her husband came home.0
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he pulled a tiny guitar out of his back pocket and started belting out Michael Bolton tunes0
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I got flagged for delay of game...0
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Took me to Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria0
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I took her to this fancy pizza place...and found out she’s allergic to pizza!0
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She whispered gently in my ear the 2 words I’ll never forget: “size matters”...1
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She thought Boogie With Stu was a meal low in calories...0
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His false teeth fell out in his soup.0
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She ran off with the French waiter0
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She got her handcuffs out at the resturaunt.0
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He took his socks off at the table?0
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She insisted on reenacting the diner scene from “When Harry Met Sally” with me playing the role of Sally0
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