My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Lol she didn't like my baggage0
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I realised it was a man man0
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Not just a man but a manly man
Ummm he decided to invite all his boys on our d8 & they got belligerent & drunk af 0 -
Then she realised I didn’t drink and it was all a act lol0
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happimess1 wrote: »He carried his man purse everywhere
It's called a satchel0 -
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It was going great until i realized I was in love with Indiana Jones...obviously the satchel brought all those feelings back to me 0
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See? Baggage is fun. (Baggage/satchle)0
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He kept winking at the male waiter.1
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Lies! I had something in my eye0
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Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »Lies! I had something in my eye
Lol
He kept pretending to rub his eye saying he got something in it 1 -
She was focused to much on another mans eyes0
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jamessherlock7825 wrote: »She was focused to much on another mans eyes
(Have you seen her eyes? Amazing, for real)1 -
Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »jamessherlock7825 wrote: »She was focused to much on another mans eyes
(Have you seen her eyes? Amazing, for real)
aw thanks
He said my eyes scared him . lol0 -
Til she took me out in the woods and fed me to her friends
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projectbradley wrote: »Til she took me out in the woods and fed me to her friends
That would be a sacrifice to my gods, lol via wiches it an honor.
He didnt much like being a sacrifice.0 -
thepetrovafire wrote: »projectbradley wrote: »Til she took me out in the woods and fed me to her friends
That would be a sacrifice to my gods, lol via wiches it an honor.
He didnt much like being a sacrifice.
I don't mind sacrificing others, like maybe we could convince @DreamCrusher16 to come with us and feed him to the wolves. I'm totally okay with that I just have a slight issue with it being me.1 -
Hey thanks for thinking of me man, but I'm pretty into nor being sacrificed.0
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Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »Hey thanks for thinking of me man, but I'm pretty into nor being sacrificed.
Well I think you're being a little selfish and close minded but whatever I guess!0 -
I volunteer as tribute 1
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He didnt like.being felt up by the head priestess incharge lol0 -
She stabbed me with a homemade obsidian dagger1
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So violent...
He asked me to crawl in his car trunk and look for his lost phone...
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I found her inside other guys trunks0
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He looked & left...wtf who wants to be in the car trunk anyways?? 1
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She tried to act all innocent and denied the trunk incident but I knew better0
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I am innocent obviously
He ignored me for his cat/parrot0
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