Lies You’ve Told Internet People
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leut_underpants wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »Your dick pic is far superior to any others I have received.
ETA, this was back when I was a noob and thought people had feelings. And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
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Oh please. I never lie to YOU.0 -
'Oh yeah, I'm monogamous'1
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I used to own an '83 'vette. (Not really a lie, I did in fact own an '83 'vette)0
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caco_ethes wrote: »
I have never been a stripper, but I think I had everyone convinced. Should I be offended that was so easy to believe?
Well. .... that rent ain't gonna pay itself, ya know?0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »
I have never been a stripper, but I think I had everyone convinced. Should I be offended that was so easy to believe?
Well. .... that rent ain't gonna pay itself, ya know?
The rent is too damn high
Ya Better Start Dancing.0 -
seltzermint555 wrote: »I met a guy online right before 9-11-01 and then spent the night with him on 9-11 because I was kinda wigged out by the day's events...and the next day he told me I was his "first" and he thought he was in love. So I told him I was a lesbian.
Hilarious, but Cold-hearted!2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »
I have never been a stripper, but I think I had everyone convinced. Should I be offended that was so easy to believe?
I figured a beautiful squinty-eyed girl from ND wasn’t capable of anything but the truth0 -
ilovetrees145 wrote: »I don’t really do the robot dance naked while at Walmart.
I could have sworn that was you in that video I saw of a naked hot lady doing the robot in Walmart.0 -
No way was that post directed at you2
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Sure, I can meet for beers. I only have about an hour though, as I have to work tonight.1
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xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »Sure, I can meet for beers. I only have about an hour though, as I have to work tonight.
Bwahahahah...I knew it was a lite0 -
xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »Sure, I can meet for beers. I only have about an hour though, as I have to work tonight.
Bwahahahah...I knew it was a lite
It was the truth. But, was having too good of a conversation with you.0 -
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This is not a dating site, by any stretch of the imagination.1
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Never, not one. Or have I?0
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My hair is blue1
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laprimaJenny wrote: »I’m a successful lawyer with the most fascinating life, that just happens to find the “spare time” to be on here.
Haha! I have thought this more than once, of my successful lawyer friends not one of them has any free time, esp to post on social media several times a day. Heck, I often wait days for a return text/phone call. They are usually pretty busy with clients, court, paperwork. You know, successful lawyer stuff.
eta: I got confused on which lie thread I was in.. lol but my statement still stands.1
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