We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wanted to eat my goldfish
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She didn't know the difference between a She and a He! I work hard being a She Dammit!!!0
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Damn lag...
She broke all my shoes because I wouldn't give her a pair
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She once told me to "grow a pair"
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I kept stepping on her foot0
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He was a horrible Dancer!
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He ate the entire box of my favorite cereal!
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You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you...0
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He kept insisting I turn around and would call me bright eyes0
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Every now and then she fell apart...2
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He left all his Women in bits and pieces
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She got new boots and they walked all over me0
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She could only make love while listening to the theme from Star Trek.0
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She goes out walking after midnight but never searching for me...0
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He got lost!0
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It was midnight at the oasis, I offered to be his belly dancer prancer but he refused to be my shiek0
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She's a city girl. Too worldly for my innocent naivete.
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He wanted to watch south park for hours because Cartman is his hero0
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She sounded like cartman and only ate cheesy puffs0
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He kept killing kenny
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I thought she was kenny0
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I'm speechless0
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Wow miracles do happen
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He wanted to kill Me? Now that's a baddd d8 0
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Her stunningly good looks and luscious lips made me feel inadequate and out of my league so I walked away1
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& then he came back & threw me in his trunk 0
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Why not0
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He stole my purse & left me in the trunk for days0
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Irreconcilable differences0
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