My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She started playing jolkas on me!
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She wore a clown outfit to dinner and wanted me to wear a squeaky nose.0
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She showed up in a top hat, riding a unicycle and juggling chainsaws0
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He didnt appreciate the chain saws and feared for his life.0
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Who juggles chainsaws naked?0
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Who doesnt?1
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Her chainsaw gimmick went bad
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The chainsaw landed right between my legs & I thought my career was over0
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I was the one concerned about his career being over.1
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He no longer had the right tools
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Thank God I moved out of the way at the last second ....I have a shoot 2night (Phewwwww) .....Besides my manager/pimp doesn't like it when I come home empty handed ....Not good ...0
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He said he had to work0
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I found out about his Adult Film Star boyfriend
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She didn't let me try her cherry chapstick0
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She stole some lady's chapstick, then ran I away yelling "It's mine now!"0
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I saw him tackle some girl that was yelling something or other!0
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She was offended all the cutlery was plastic. I took her to the "classy" Arby's!1
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He ran out of bubble gum.0
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I'll let ya know.. cause it's still going great.1
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He turned to dust when the sun came up0
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Midnight came and she ran away...0
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He/she showed their profile picture0
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He tipped the kayak and I fell out0
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faintly mentioned operating a puppy mill0
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Wouldn't listen when I said I had zero canines0
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the clock struck midnight causing her to run away. The only thing left was a glass slipper...1
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He stuck me with the bill.. said he couldn't find his wallet.
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asked me if the motel room offered x-rated movies0
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Took me to the place he took his last date!
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